Metophor Poem

My Best Friends a Calculator

My best friend's a calculator.
He’s a wealth of information,
It’s like he’s from another dimension.
You could ask him the answer,
He’ll tell you quicker than the teacher.
One day we got a work sheet paper,
He finished it before I even sat down.
Then you’ll never guess what he said next,
“Sorry I was so slow miss I had to double check”.

Simile Poem

School

As fun as the weekend,
As lame as a nerd,
As smart as the teacher,
As dumb as a two year old.

As cool as my hommies,
As dorkie as that dude,
As fast as the calculator,
As mad as an ape.

As relaxing as a massage,
As stressful as being the boss,
As sane as the principal,
As insane as the psychiatrist.

By Will Devilee

Free Verse

You'll Never Win

9-11 and the bombing in Jakarta,
C’mon terrorists…
They only make our lives harder.
Cause we’ll never give in,
We’ll never let out.

Seriously Al-Qaida
We’ll never stop fightin’.
The Bali Bombings
What’d that accomplish?

We’ll never give in,
We’ll never let out.
As long as we’re still breathin’
You’ll never win.

By Will Devilee.

Limerick

Hamm

“Hi” said a pig called Hamm
“I live in rainbow land”
“Where you fart where you burp”
“And eat spaghetti without a slurp”
“And nothing is at all bland”

By Will Devilee

Pun

The boys mum would not let them have any salad. So they yelled,
“Let-us”.

Pun

Jemima was a book worm she ate books regularly.

Haiku Poem

Indulgence

It’s so good the taste
Can be melted or frozen
And hot or cold too
By Will Devilee